Monday, March 11, 2013
One woman ups the ante in a dispute with her neighbor. Here is our weird crime roundup, OMG PD
If you think nothing interesting ever happens in the burbs, think again. Patch is highlighting some of the more unusual crime news from throughout southeastern Wisconsin in our feature, "OMG PD." Would hate to find out how this woman cleans up after her dog. Someone should tell these future leaders that stores have cameras too. Make no mistake, no one will pop a 360-degree Ollie while riding fakie while Oak Creek police are on the job. Hard to tell what’s worse, the hiding place or the lie about it. This is what you call a tactical error. _____________________ The above items are from reports from local police departments. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. The arrested …
Monday, March 4, 2013
A Waukesha man was pulled over for unsteady driving, and he had a pretty good reason. Welcome to OMG PD.
If you think nothing interesting ever happens in the burbs, think again. Patch is highlighting some of the more unusual crime news from throughout southeastern Wisconsin in our feature, "OMG PD." The best answer ever to “Do you know why I pulled you over?” And on the third day, he just kind of laid around and ate cold pizza A “small object” that “moved about” in the “groin area,” said the report. Wisconsin is tough on drunk drivers, said the guy who was drunk. A bus driver from Oak Creek has quite a story to tell the grandkids. Greenfield police are cursed with great SEO. _____________________ The above items are from reports from local police departments. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an …
Monday, February 25, 2013
One man’s Valentine’s Day turned out less than romantic. Here is our weekly weird crime roundup, OMG PD.
If you think nothing interesting ever happens in the burbs, think again. Patch is highlighting some of the more unusual crime news from throughout southeastern Wisconsin in our feature, "OMG PD." Can we all at least agree a little gun control here would have been a good idea? “Your Valentine’s Day surprise is in the garage, dear.” We now know what the “Guess Your Weight” folks from the fair are doing in the winter. What’s my emergency? Dude’s in my parking space. By February, you’d think we’d all have honed our winter driving skills. _____________________ The above items are from reports from local police departments. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. The arrested person …
Monday, February 18, 2013
The mayor’s daughter must not have been working the checkout at the Shorewood Pick 'n Save. Welcome to OMG PD.
If you think nothing interesting ever happens in the burbs, think again. Patch is highlighting some of the more unusual crime news from throughout southeastern Wisconsin in our feature, "OMG PD." It’s a good bet this guy wasn’t pledging a fraternity. An angry shopper unknowingly came up with the name for Eminem’s Christmas CD. “Hey, want to join me in the 306.7 section of the Dewey Decimal System?” Greenfield paramedics rescued a man from a possible drug overdose, and you’ll never believe what he actually consumed. _____________________ The above items are from reports from local police departments. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an
Monday, February 11, 2013
Store know for saucy lingerie can’t seem to keep it from some suspected shoplifters. Welcome to our weekly weird crime roundup, OMG PD.
If you think nothing interesting ever happens in the burbs, think again. Patch is highlighting some of the more unusual crime news from throughout southeastern Wisconsin in our feature, "OMG PD." Victoria might have a secret, but she’s running out of merchandise. “And now it’s the couple’s first dance to their song, ‘Mama Said Knock You Out.’” How can it be prostitution when there was, according to the principals involved, no money paid for sex that didn’t happen? Police in Sturtevant could have called in the B-team to track down this suspected thief. You know this was a virus and scam because they’re only “charging” $30. Positive ID wasn’t terribly positive for a woman shopping in Greenfield. Ditto for a suspected shoplifter in Mount …
Sunday, February 3, 2013
For most folks, an OWI arrest is an ordeal. For one Oak Creek man, it was just a warmup. This is our weird crime roundup, OMG PD.
If you think nothing interesting ever happens in the burbs, think again. Patch is highlighting some of the more unusual crime news from throughout southeastern Wisconsin in our feature, "OMG PD." Improving your BAC by .03 doesn’t mean you’re not still drunk. So who gets to claim this donation on their taxes? Beavis and Butthead would be disappointed to not have been involved in this. Christmas shopping at the park-and-ride? Makes perfect sense to me. Experts recommend learning all you can about a prospective employer. What not to wear to a murder. _____________________ The above items are from reports from local police departments. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. The …
Monday, January 28, 2013
A woman accused of shoplifting from a Walmart made a memorable statement as security officers stopped her.
If you think nothing interesting ever happens in the burbs, think again. Patch is highlighting some of the more unusual crime news from throughout southeastern Wisconsin in our feature, "OMG PD." Suddenly, the idea of a Walmart greeter seems awfully quaint. Instagram lets you share your photos with the world, a world which includes members of the law enforcement community. No, leave the 8-inch furry slippers on. One bar patron in Port Washington sure proved the bartender right. _____________________ The above items are from reports from local police departments. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. The arrested person is presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of …
Monday, January 21, 2013
Whatever fallout Notre Dame star Manti Te'o is having from the story of his fake online girlfriend, a guy in Racine would probably trade online girlfriends. It's our weekly weird crime roundup, OMG PD.
If you think nothing interesting ever happens in the burbs, think again. Patch is highlighting some of the more unusual crime news from throughout southeastern Wisconsin in our feature, "OMG PD." One fellow only wishes that the girl he met online was fake. A police pursuit in the North Shore — where else? — reached speeds of up to 43 mph before stop sticks took care of things. A suspected thief is Lucky in name only. The Overreaction Society has a new role model. _____________________ The above items are from reports from local police departments. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. The arrested person is presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.
Monday, January 14, 2013
A Waukesha man managed to upset his girlfriend. And his other girlfriend. The other girlfriend took more drastic action. Confused? OMG PD will sort it out for you.
If you think nothing interesting ever happens in the burbs, think again. Patch is highlighting some of the more unusual crime news from throughout southeastern Wisconsin in our feature, "OMG PD." Hell hath finally found a fury like a woman scorned — two women scorned. It’s a Circle of Life, sort of, but not one that gets the Disney stamp of approval. A story from Fox Point sounds ripped from the script of “Cannonball Run.” “I hate you, Boston Store!” is unlikely to be part of the chain’s next ad campaign. A driver fell asleep at the wheel, then got trashed. Greenfield has a four-way tie for its weird crime story of the week. _____________________ The above items are from reports from local police departments. In all incidents where an …
Monday, January 7, 2013
Faced with being pulled over — nine times — a Waukesha woman had a solution that gets points for ingenuity. The story is part of our weekly weird crime roundup, OMG PD.
If you think nothing interesting ever happens in the burbs, think again. Patch is highlighting some of the more unusual crime news from throughout southeastern Wisconsin in our feature, "OMG PD." Whatever you’ve done to get out of traffic tickets isn’t as creative — or persistent — as this. Modern law enforcement strives for efficiency, but this is ridiculous. No matter how bad this “specialty” pizza is, it’s not worth one man’s reaction. Sounds like somebody’s a little sensitive about the breakup. _____________________ The above items are from reports from local police departments. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. The arrested person is presumed innocent until proven …
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7:54 am on Monday, March 4, 2013
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