OMG PD: The Odd and Odder from Police Reports

A bomb threat isn't so threatening, and a Port Washington couple needs a room.

If you think nothing interesting ever happens in the burbs, think again. Patch is highlighting some of the more unusual crime news from throughout southeastern Wisconsin in our new feature, "OMG PD." Cougar Sighting on the Beaches of Port Port Washington police cited two people for violation of curfew and disorderly conduct on the city's South Beach at 3:38 a.m. July 13. Ticketed were a 31-year-old man and a 53-year-old woman. They were naked. The First Ten Went Flawlessly, However A Menomonee Falls man fell in his home just before 10 a.m. July 11 while mixing himself a drink. He cut his head on the glass from the shattered cup. When police arrived, they measured his blood-alcohol level at 0.32, four times the legal limit. He was taken to …