Recent Shorewood police reports read like a page out of Tiger Woods' police report or Jack Nicholson's biography.
A woman was arrested at 10:24 a.m. on May 31 for allegedly smashing the windows of a car parked in a driveway in the 4100 block of Lake Drive.
Shorewood police stopped the woman as she was driving away from the scene, citing her for disorderly conduct and operating after suspension. She told officers she smashed the window because the male vehicle owner owed her $400 for services rendered, although the report did not clarify what services she was referring to.
The male vehicle owner, meanwhile, was cited for possession of drug paraphernalia – a glass pipe.
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