OMG PD: The Odd and Odder from Police Reports

If you think nothing interesting ever happens in the burbs, think again. Patch is highlighting some of the more unusual crime news from throughout southeastern Wisconsin in our feature, "OMG PD."

I Heard It. It's a Voice Saying "Put On Some Clothes"

A Sturtevant man went outside his home about 3 a.m. one day last month.

He chose to launch the investigation naked, however, and that prompted someone to call police. Officers arrested the man for lewd and lascivious conduct.

The noise was never identified.

I'll See Your Naked Guy and Raise It By Two Stolen Cars

A 20-year-old Town of Brookfield man scored the criminal trifecta this summer.

Most notably, he — nude, about 1:30 p.m. on a day in late June.

That was two days after he'd been found asleep in a stolen car, where he admitted to smoking hashish, fully dressed.

Finally, on July 29, the man was arrested about 1:30 a.m. after driving into a condominium complex in the 17800 block of West Wisconsin Avenue in a car that was reported as stolen. He is facing multiple charges in Waukesha County Circuit Court.

At Least They Had Pretend Clothes On

were taken from a Caledonia home in the last week of July.

Did It Come With Delivery Confirmation?

A person reportedly at a Waukesha law office.

All But The Feet Are Covered. We're Improving

A 19-year-old Fox Point man was found , with his damaged car off to the side.

He had lost control of the car and struck a fire hydrant. He told officers he had not been drinking.

Except he had. And there was an empty beer can and full bottle of vodka in the back seat. And he had just dropped off a friend whose name he couldn't recall.

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The above items are from reports from local police departments. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. The arrested person is presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.