Crime & Safety

OMG PD: The Odd and Odder from Police Reports

Transvestites, body parts and coffee abuse make up just part of the unusual police items in this week's weird crime roundup.

If you think nothing interesting ever happens in the burbs, think again. Patch is highlighting some of the more unusual crime news from throughout southeastern Wisconsin in our feature, "OMG PD."

Letting the headline do all the work

From Menomonee Falls Patch: “”

Still lazy

And from Caledonia Patch: “

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Who was that caller … SATAN?!

It’s not clear if a in Wauwatosa was looking to unburden himself, get advice or just mortify the 85-year-old church receptionist on the other end of the line.

Returned to the scene of the … horticulture?

Talk about — that’s what’s going on in Bayside.

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There’s $5.50 down the drain

A juvenile is suspected of in Whitefish Bay, for reasons that are unclear.

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The above items are from reports from local police departments. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. The arrested person is presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.


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