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Patchimal Farm 3.0 ~ 'New Rules'

The rumor is, effective tomorrow, these are the new rules:

1. Whatever goes on two legs is an enemy.

2. Whatever goes on four legs, or has wings, is a friend.

3. No animal shall wear clothes.

4. No animal shall sleep in a bed.

5. No animal shall drink alcohol.

6. No animal shall kill any other animal.

7. All animals are equal.

I expect that some animals do, in-fact, 'think' that  they are more equal than other animals;yes, expect that rule 7. will change, but quickly !

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