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I've recently started exercising, which is pretty funny. I have 3 kids who are also pretty funny.

Parenting is a Brutal Sport

I have always been seriously uncoordinated. Apparently it's a spatial awareness thing, but I didn't know that until recently; I just thought I was clumsy and awkward (which I still am, but these days there's nobody next to me in the locker room combing her perm and adjusting her Forenza sweater and Tretorns to witness me bashing my forehead into my locker door.) As an adult I've accepted that I am not a good person to have on your team in volleyball, I simply cannot hit the ball super-far in baseball, and it's highly doubtful that I'll win a medal in a relay race any day soon. No college sports recruiters ever knocked on my door.

This time you're gonna hit the ball

When I was 12, though, these facts really, really upset me. I would swear to myself in the locker room: This time you're gonna hit the ball, you're gonna pay attention to the game, you're gonna do a super-good job!!! You CAN do it, Julie!!

All pumped up and ready to win, I'd watch the other girls with their seemingly-effortless grace (and looking cool with their scrunchies and Camp Beverly Hills shorts) smash the volleyball over the net, but when it came near me I'd instinctively either duck or hold up my hands to protect my face. The looks of utter distain could probably still wilt me even 25 years later.

By the time I was a teenager, though, I'd learned something: I was kinda' funny and could make light of my failures in gym class with humour. If I pretended that I didn't care or that I wasn't really even trying in the first place, my goof-ups and mis-steps and missed hits wouldn't matter. I could be the loveable goofball comedianne on the court, not the aspiring Olympian. Running hurdles in gym class? No problem. I'd knock over every single one and laugh cheerfully to mask the fact that I was so deeply upset and ashamed that I couldn't jump over the damn things in the first place. I'm goalie in soccer? Fun! I'll pretend that I'm not paying attention when I should be protecting the goal from a flying ball that terrifies me - because it would hurt if it hits me, and there's no way I could kick it out while it was moving that damn fast in the first place.

The Forenza-sweater-moms won't be on my holiday card list.

But now as an adult with a husband and children, the only volleyball I have to play is by choice, and I have the wisdom and maturity to just admit that I'm really bad at it and you probably don't want me on your team. But our friends shake their heads and laugh - it's just a game! Come on!! And if they do get peeved that I'm bad at it, well, I guess we won't be invited to any more of your barbeques. The Forenza-sweater-moms won't be on my holiday card list.

So now my daughter is taking an after-school ballet class. I sit on the sidelines with the other moms, watching our daughters jump around in their leotards and $17 ballet shoes. I get tight-chested and panicky with worry: is she graceful/elegant/poised/coordinated?  I watch the little girls and wonder why my beautiful and sweet daughter isn't leaping and doing jetes and plies and all those elusive french things that never worked out for me. I watch her in her crazy striped tights and sparkling tutu (a ballet-class uniform she chooses to wear because it's fun and bright and interesting) and envy willowy girls in her class with their simple black leotards and white tights. I am awash in shame that we wore the wrong clothes, have the wrong body type, we're just wrong wrong wrong, and I feel 14 all over again.

During class one day, they learned a simple routine and divided into two groups. The idea was that group one would do the first steps while group two waited in First Position, then group two would do those steps while group one waited. Most of the little girls didn't understand this concept and would just do all the steps regardless of which group they were in or when they were supposed to dance. As my daughter danced (during group one's time) the tall girl beside her glared and whispered something to her. My sweet, charming and funny daughter's face fell, and she stopped dancing and stood there, clearly confused and conflicted. I felt the anger bubbling up inside of me. She started dancing once again. And that little brat beside her raised her hand and actually tattled on her. The teacher assured Miss Nosypants that it was okay etc etc, but Bossy then gave my daughter cues and fiercely whispered "DANCE!!" at her when it was her turn.

It's time to come out swingin'

The seething rage and utter contempt I felt for this girl was wholly unhealthy and probably a sign of mental illness. With each order she gave my daughter I resisted the urge to roll up my sleeves and come out swingin'. I looked around the gym to find her mom, incredulous that I hadn't already heard "Honey, leave that girl alone. Worry about your own steps, okay?" But I could account for which child belonged to which mom, so her mom must have been one of the Drop-Off Moms who leave before class begins and come back once it's over.

I was overwhelmed with anger and sadness for my daughter and felt like a mama bear protecting her cub. I was fully prepared to come up swinging to protect her from having those feelings of raw inadequacy I'd had for so many years.

We project so much on our children - and I think it's far worse with mothers and daughters than with mothers and sons. I find myself biting my tongue when she asks for another snack; I've battled my weight my entire life, but she's not heavy and probably just wants another yogurt after a long afternoon at school. I cringe when she writes a letter backwards because I want writing and language to come easily to her. Whatever damage our own parents did to us, and whatever damage we did to ourselves, is so difficult to avoid repeating; I want her (and my boys, of course) to grow up healthy, confident, happy and secure instead of over-compensating with humour and a smart-ass attitude and even smarter mouth.

As ballet ended my daughter and her friend came skipping over. I noticed a fancy-jeans-wearing mom enter the gym with (literally) her nose in the air. Sure enough, Bratty Boss ran over to her, and mom turned on her expensive designer heel with a "let's go!" and a quick march out of the gym. 

And walking out to my minivan with chattering little girls beside me, I thought about that mom, and I couldn't help but wonder how many Forenza sweaters she has in her closet.

Absolutelyfabulous

3:13 pm on Tuesday, March 6, 2012

You really do have a lot of hang ups. Hopefully, you're daughter doesn't realize how much anguish she causes you and ends up w/ an eating disorder or in years of therapy.

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Julie Olson

4:32 pm on Tuesday, March 6, 2012

Absolutelyfabulous, I see that you frequently post argumentative and inflammatory comments on articles and posts so I'm going to assume you just enjoy passing judgements and offering criticism without the benefit of perspective, self-control or compassion for fellow humans.

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Absolutelyfabulous

8:26 pm on Tuesday, March 6, 2012

I prefer to view my commentaries as Point/Counterpoint alternating between a Jane Curtain and Dan Ackroyd approach. Just that much more fun.

Based on your articles, I'm assuming your children are very young and you haven't been married all that long. Give it time. Even your husband, if he has his own sense of being, will grow tired of your Narcissistic/judgemental/insecure demeanor. The questions will be will he stick it out, take on some new hobbies ie drinking/staying at the office "late" or just shut you out. Time will tell.

If you had such a problem w/ how your child's friend acted, then you could have spoken to the instructor and asked if they noticed anything that was not proper or did your daughter even mention that something had not gone right or asked her if she felt uncomfortable or better yet, today's catchword "bullied". Better still, did the whole dance scenario play out as you are describing, with such detail and embellishments, or is it actually how you perceived it to be based upon your own perceptions of reality?

Sincerely,

AbsolutelyFabulous Ackroyd.

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Ed Gein

4:05 pm on Tuesday, March 13, 2012

"Absolutelyfablous" also known as "Nameless" "Nate" This jerk changes his log in name many times in the past months. This was his profile a while back and then changed it.I'm ultra conservative and proud of it. I believe in free speech no matter what little feelings you liberals have. I love our country and work hard without feeling the need to cry out and recall our officials.
Most likely you're just one of the sheep that follows your union boss, likes to smoke weed and get welfare. You often protest by yelling your dumb childish chants and pooping all over the place. You're a communist and want all the rich people to give you what they worked hard to achieve.
You will burn in hell one day and I'll be roasting.
This is what you think you are jerk!
http://youtu.be/2Ym2Jma04qo

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Absolutelyfabulous

4:42 pm on Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Actually Ed-

I am Absolutelyfabulous. Nameless/Nate Napattak as he was originally on this blog changed his moniker yesterday for a few hours to Absolutelyfabulous as well. After I called him on it, he changed it to Nameless. Think whatever you want, but I have always been Absolutelyfabulous and will continue.

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Neil John Smith

4:44 pm on Tuesday, March 6, 2012

How about your judgement on the fancy-jeans-wearing, drop-off, expensive designer heels mom? With her nose in the air. That sounds pretty judgmental to me. Do you like to mock other women who take pride in their attire and appearance? Or labeling her child Bratty Boss or Miss NosyPants.

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235301

4:55 pm on Tuesday, March 6, 2012

FYI: if you had not noticed, the North Shore is high school all over again on steroids. You have your cliques and sizing up based on income/social status. It's your choice to what extent you participate in this social scene.

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Craig

5:01 pm on Tuesday, March 6, 2012

Julie: Make a mental note to yourself. When the opportunity arises in a conversation with Miss 'mom nose in the air', simply tell her there is no doubt that her kid takes after her. An hour later she will figure it out and make her livid, likely making her husband pay the brunt of it. In the meantime your kid will learn how to deal with bratty bosses, and take the high road.
Any parent who hasn't felt anguish due to other kids who are little turds, aren't much of a parent.

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Mom to 2 awesome kids!

9:36 am on Wednesday, March 7, 2012

Julie, you had the memory flashbacks coming fast with this post. I am totally the non-athlete and hope both my kids (boy and girl) got their dads genes when it comes to sports. Thankfully it's looking good for them. Kids are so mean to each other. I wish there was a way we could tell them it's not worth it and everybody needs to be valued and respected. Yes, even the Mom with her nose in the air. Who knows what baggage she is carrying with her. I'll never be her best friend or probably even talk to her, but I can try to respect her. Good luck. I look forward to reading more of your posts.

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oakcreekmom

12:32 pm on Thursday, March 8, 2012

I loved the story! Keep them coming.

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Heather Rayne Geyer

1:40 pm on Thursday, March 8, 2012

Great writing and I am familiar with much of what you say. I look forward to more. As for the haters - ignore them. They are worth nothing more. Nothing you have written is worth such venom. This only proves they have little to do and even less to think. Keep up the good work!!

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James R Hoffa

1:44 pm on Thursday, March 8, 2012

@HRG -

WOW - it feels like it has been forever since I've seen you here on the Patch!

Hope everything is going well for you!

James R Hoffa

2:09 pm on Thursday, March 8, 2012

@Julie -

The only advice I'd have to offer would be to lay-off the stereotyping! This over analytical judging of people based on what type of clothing they wear is highly indicative of personal insecurity and possibly some envy.

I'm sure that there are genuinely good people that wear Forenza sweaters,Tretorns, scrunchies, Camp Beverly Hills shorts, and fancy-jeans, what ever any of those things actual are, as I haven't a clue personally! Instead of judging people by their cloths, shouldn't we be setting the example and teaching our children not to judge at all, but rather to assess others based upon their actions and interactions towards/with others?

We all have our strengths, and each of us our own weaknesses and demons. Lord knows that we don't need anyone else to take us on a tour of them. After all, there are moments in everyone's life where they've turned left when they should've turned right. The important this is knowing what our strengths and weaknesses are and how we allow them to define us as a person.

Pain is also a part of reality for all of us - it unfortunately comes with the autonomy of choice. Pain and guilt can't be taken away with the wave of a magic wand, and frankly, we shouldn't even try to do this - not for ourselves or our children. They're things we carry with us, the things that make us who we are. ...If we lose them, we lose ourselves. Personally, I don't want my pain taken away. I need my pain - including all of the growing pains.

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Heather Rayne Geyer

2:29 pm on Thursday, March 8, 2012

Thanks for the welcome and well wishes.

That being said...OH COME ON!! Hoffa - are you that much out of our real world...I know you live much differently than many but are you Amish or something??

Most of us grew up feeling insecure. Many of us envied the kids who could afford the Guess jeans, who had the boys lined up and had the biggest hair. THAT is part of life and her expressions and experiences with those times is valid and worth talking about. Sometimes some of you act as though you are so above the rest of us. So centered and beyond human flaws. Come on, Mr. Chopra...have you never been envious? Have you never come across that snooty tooty woman who thinks she is better because her pocketbook says so? Please.

Insecurity is a part of life for many people. And maybe her kids SHOULD know that so they don't feel abnormal when they have those feelings. We ALL judge Hoffa. You do it in many of your posts. Give me a break.

Some of you need to get off your pulpits and live in the real world. Otherwise stick to reading your scripture and just pass the rest of it by because it will never be up to your bizarre standards.

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James R Hoffa

2:50 pm on Thursday, March 8, 2012

I can honestly say that I've NEVER been envious of anyone. Have I felt insecure at times - absolutely, but it was more or so disappointment with myself as opposed to a comparison with others. But I quickly overcame such feelings with a deeper understanding of both myself and life in general.

Of course I've encountered arrogant, excessive, and 'snooty' people, but I've never made such an assessment premised solely upon the clothing worn, the kind of car someone drives, or the size of one's 'pocketbook.'

I don't know that I've ever personally 'judged' anyone in the comments I've made here on Patch. But yes, I have assessed the ideas and/or actions of others here on Patch, as you point out.

My world is just as real as anyone else's - remember, everything is relative to perspective. If you feel that I've transcended in some way, all I can say is thank you for the compliment :-)

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Randy1949

3:13 pm on Thursday, March 8, 2012

@JRH -- That post left me envious of your self-assurance. LOL

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James R Hoffa

3:25 pm on Thursday, March 8, 2012

@Randy1949 -

Maybe it has something to do with that Peter Gabriel soundtrack that follows me around when ever I leave the house ;-)

If you were able to watch the video clip I attached to Nick's blog, then you probably know what I'm talking about here!

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Randy1949

3:39 pm on Thursday, March 8, 2012

@JRH -- I did watch it. Just as long as you don't have twelve guys trailing you constantly and telling you you're the bee's knees, it should be all right. And I'd watch out for that red-haired guy if I were you.

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James R Hoffa

3:56 pm on Thursday, March 8, 2012

@Randy1949 -

Tell me about it - that red-haired guy is really starting to give me the heebee jeebees.

But I do have to admit, constantly being compared to Willem Dafoe and having such an uplifting Peter Gabriel soundtrack follow you around is kinda cool!

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Heather Asiyanbi

2:30 pm on Thursday, March 8, 2012

Julie - I laughed out loud reading this post! How well you sum up the feelings we all had and sometimes still have! Our girls are both teenagers now with deep-rooted senses of self that I hope come from their parents constantly reinforcing that while they are smart, talented, beautiful and strong, they aren't the center of the universe. That part of the lesson, though, is a tough sell sometimes, isn't it?! :)

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Absolutelyfabulous

2:39 pm on Thursday, March 8, 2012

I hate to point this out but this entire article is based upon venom and jealousy and insecurity. Get F***ing over it. If you don't like something, then by all means feel free to try and change the situation. Kindergarten was Kindergarten. Grade School was Grade School. High School WAS High School.

I have a female friend who makes over $400,000 a year. Drives a BMW..Spent over $100,000 on a kitchen remodel. Guess what. She EARNED EVERY CENT and put in the time and years to get where she is. Some married into it. Another friend got her BMW from her husband. WHO f****ng cares.

Get over your petty jealousies and do something about your situation if you are not happy. Feeling fat..go to the gym or start walking. Doctors Park & the Audubon have very nice hills that work great for burning those calories.

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Julie Olson

3:14 pm on Thursday, March 8, 2012

Absolutelyfabulous - if this blog upsets and angers you so much, I genuinely don't understand why you keep coming back to it. Furthermore, you cite information about friends and friends' children, but you offer no personal experience with parenting and the feelings that come along with it.

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Absolutelyfabulous

4:46 pm on Thursday, March 8, 2012

This article was about YOU projecting your insecurities/bitter feelings about others through the situations that your daughter was currently in causing you flashbacks. It wasn't a funny or even positive article. I wonder if your daughter's friends/classmates & parent(s) clue in to how you view some of them and up alienating her/you to only reinforce your deep seated resentments/feelings.

Your daughter's dance class can't be that big that people can't put 2 & 2 together and it's more like 1 degree of separation vs 6 in these very small communities/municipalities.

When your daughter wonders why was/is she possibly not be invited over to someones house or birthday party..Maybe you should look in the mirror.

BTW..The more posts/views this blog has then it jumps up in the Most Popular Blog Posts and that would mean more people are reading this. Hopefully, some more classmates parents who you describe in such detail and despise will find out how you really feel about them and their kids.

Cheers!!!
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Heather Rayne Geyer

3:31 pm on Thursday, March 8, 2012

This was a witty, fun, perspective piece. A commentary of how she sees the world and her life. If you don't like it...pass it by. If you cannot relate - FINE. I don't read sports pieces because I don't relate to them. I don't use up energy to make negative comments on it. Why would you? It makes no sense. It is the arrogance and bitterness coming from the comments section, not the blog itself, that gives the presence of toxicity. She certainly was not soliticiting advice for how to live a better life. LOL Get over yourself.

And it is not about the clothing people wear or the cars they drive. DUH. It is how they act and how they treat people. If one walks into a room wearing high end jeans and a $400 purse while sticking their nose in the air, ignoring people, being rude and raising entitled, spoiled kids...that lends itself to judgement in the real world. Just as one would be judged if they walked in wearing pajamas, swearing and had a cigarette hanging out of their mouth.

The author is writing commentary on her perspective in life...if you don't like it...don't read it. And if you find being judgmental such on offense then certainly don't take the time and space to be judgmental about her writing, parenting or views!!!

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Born Free

4:03 pm on Thursday, March 8, 2012

Fact: Everyone compares themselfe's to other people to establish their sence of identy rather then being content with they're own identy. Yes, even the coolest pretentious people compare themselves to the other cool pretentious people but neither has a clue as to who's ultimately the coolest because of their differing opinions.

Fact: There is never enough of anything in this life whether it's time, love, honesty, integrity, security, comfort, fun, money, sex, power, intelligence, wisdom, skill etc..

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Absolutelyfabulous

4:04 pm on Thursday, March 8, 2012

Hmmm. Let's see. Sticking ones nose in the air..Was that what really happened or did this person just carry themselves in a confident manner than struck the deepest nerves of insecurities in certain persons. Ignoring people..Maybe this person had other things on their mind, time was of the essence and their only priority was to get in/out ASAP but other people chose to interpret this as being ignored. I wonder how they get through a day w/ all sorts of people ignoring them. Rude & entitled kids..How did you come up w/ that one. How do you know this child was "entitled"? How did you come up w/ that? Do they have nice clothes? Maybe their parents worked hard to afford those clothes? Is the child confident? Maybe the parents work/strive to instill confidence in their child and possibly demand that they do their best. Spoiled kid? How did you come up w/ that one? Once again, do they have nice things or nicer than what the author could afford for their kids? Maybe someone went to college or both parents went to college or got advanced degrees and work in positions that pay well. Possibly work 60-80 hrs a week providing for their familiy in the way they want. Maybe while some people can just hang out others have things to get done/places to be.

Bitter, insecure, jealous..oh and possibly a bit judgemental.

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Julie Olson

4:31 pm on Thursday, March 8, 2012

AbFab, I'm again asking why you continue to post comments on something that clearly causes a great deal of negative emotion for you? You do not know me, you do not know my kids; YOU hide behind a BBC television show moniker rather than use your name and have courage in your convictions. I am Julie Olson. Who are you?
I am a woman, a wife and a mother. I am just doing my best in this world and have little to no use for your special brand of venom. Go away. Just go away.

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Craig

4:41 pm on Thursday, March 8, 2012

Kids do not come with a set of directions, even if they did not everyone would read them. Your child is learning there are idiots everywhere, and she will learn how to deal with them. Some of those snotty kids will learn a lesson and turn out good- others will wind up like AbFab. ;-P
When the day comes that your child takes first place, she will be humble and respectful of the others.
That is when you know you have done a good job!

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Absolutelyfabulous

4:56 pm on Thursday, March 8, 2012

You are bitter, insecure and jealous in this article and used this forum to take potshots at your daughters classmates/parents w/out giving them the benefit of the doubt or a chance to defend themselves. Better yet, why don't you confront those who have caused you so much anguish/pain and see what their side of the story is. Chances are they have no idea in HE** what you are talking about/why you are so bitter or know that you even exist. Making mountains out of molehills.

If you don't like the responses you get or you're not happy that they are not 100% positive, then don't write and put it out there in the open for people to comment on. Really very simple.

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Craig

5:07 pm on Thursday, March 8, 2012

AbFab: You made your point and voiced your opinion- move on already!
Does someone have some unresolved childhood issues?

Absolutelyfabulous

5:20 pm on Thursday, March 8, 2012

Craig-

I believe that w/ my latest post we are up to 36 for this blog. YESSS!! I'm going to have to cut it short cause I'm on my way to The WAC..Why am I going to the WAC? ,some might ask or bitterly question because it's only for elitists you know. It's cause I'm FAT (thyroid partial to blame) and gotta do something vs ruminating and whining and bi%%hing about my situation and it is Absolutelyfabulous BTW..

Cheers.

Can't wait to see how many posts are when I get back and how long this one stays at the top of Most Popular Blogs

Point/Counterpoint

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Craig

7:04 pm on Thursday, March 8, 2012

LOL...welcome to the club.
I was thinking of changing my handle to AbFlab, hope there is no copyrite issues?
I can't blame my thyroid, it is my inability to pass up a donut. :-)
I do not think the 'author' of this 'article' was bashing a class of people. I doubt it is a case of income envy. I think it is a class issue, but not in the sence of class as we see socioeconomic classes.
I can relate to her story ( though I must admit I have no freeking idea of what a Forenza sweater is ).
I have had the pleasure of having millionaire friends, and I never noticed any difference in how they treated other people.
I do know the snooty type she describes also, and it is not related to income.
I also should point out I know some really sweet and fantastic parents who somehow ended up with kids who suffer from envy, greed, and jealousy. At times they were downright mean, and mom and dad had no idea.
I am also aware of some great kids who have idiots for parents.
I guess we all fall somewhere in the bell shaped curve.

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Absolutelyfabulous

5:10 pm on Saturday, March 10, 2012

Craig-

Levothyroxin could potentially help you speed up your metabolism. Though, you may end up w/ a rapid heartbeat, excessive sweating and dizzy spells. But, hey all in the name of weight loss.

The 125 MCG of Levothyroxin I take every morning, 2 hours before I eat on an empty stomach just keeps every muscle from painfully and excrutiatingly cramping up at every turn, allows me to stay awake/keep my eyes open, allows me to walk w/out feeling like I have the most severe case of shin splints and keeps the migraines at bay.

All in the name of good health

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Craig

5:39 pm on Saturday, March 10, 2012

I appreciate the information, though I am not much for taking meds. My Dunlop condition (where my belly dun lopped over my belt) is due to lack of excersize and poor diet. I do take meds for MS and diabetes which is an endocrine issue and explains metabolism. My biggest problem: if there are donuts within 1/4 mile, I will find them. Working out to burn it off is another issue, the discipline to do so- I do not have. ;-P
I admire people who have the discipline.

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Absolutelyfabulous

9:25 pm on Saturday, March 10, 2012

Craig-

You've been hit w/ a double whammy and for that I do feel for you. I have a friend w/ MS and the emotional toll it takes can drive a person crazy never knowing what may happen next or how long a situation/new symptom may last or possibly lead to. I saw him after quite a few years and to be honest, except for looking a little older he seemed to be the same person w/ a slight limp. The tingling/numbness/temporary loss of function has got to be a very heavy load to deal w/ to say the least. You gotta keep moving to keep that blood circulating for your diabetes which your MS may impede. Don't know what your situation is or what you have access to, but swimming or just getting in a pool and moving does wonders for circulation w/out all the dread/pain that comes w/ running or aerobics classes. Plus you work a full range of muscles. Adding some weight training helps. 9 months of 1/2 hour daily on a stationary trainer was a start but then I had to step it up to joining the WAC and taking the classes offered as part of membership. After busting my A$$ for 3 months doing spin/bodyworks/swim laps I have to take it in a new direction and add specialty classes to get to another level. You gotta do what you gotta do and what you can. I am able to do much more and for longer than I could before but I'm still soaked w/ sweat, mostly dreading it and never know if I'm going to feel good or feel like sh*t during a workout no matter how long I've been doing these workouts.

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Randy1949

9:31 pm on Saturday, March 10, 2012

@Craig -- There's a promising new MS drug on the horizon. I happen to know one of the very talented people who had a hand in developing it. One or two years.

As for donuts -- can't help you there, dude. I just don't have them in the house.

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Heather Rayne Geyer

9:57 pm on Saturday, March 10, 2012

I wasn't going to chime in...but weight happens to be one of my more favorite (and hated at the same time) topics.

I had to go on a heart med 2 weeks before I got pregnant. I ended up gaining about 70ish pounds in part due to the med and my love of M&Ms. I lost a little after she was born but then had to go on a 2nd medicine for something else. For years no matter what I did, I could not lose any weight. I tried everything. Drs kept telling me the med was weight neutral and that I just needed to work harder. I was so discouraged and felt like such a failure.

One day I decided the med wasn't really worth the effects and I weaned off of it. Within 3 months I lost 32 pounds (AND quit smoking). Weight neutral my arse.

I still have 10 to lose and still feel like a fat lady. Very insecure about it. I am still on the heart med which makes it a little harder...but I could also truly work harder this time. So...I will. Before my 20 year reunion I am just going to do it.

As for donuts and the like...I have NO self control. So I just absolutely cannot have it in the house. Which is why I REALLY wish I hadn't bought those damn Girl Scout cookies. :)

Anyway - best of luck to all trying to lose...it sucks.

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Craig

11:27 am on Monday, March 12, 2012

AbFab: The Financial toll can be just as bad. I had a surgeon tell me all was related to disc and bone problems in my neck. Two operations and $400,000 later and I was left with the same issues, whicj is beyond the scope of his specialty. A second opinion thought I had ALS because of my refelxes. It took 5 months to see an MD who specializes in that field, another two months for a biopsy. That can turn anyone's nerves on edge wondering about the what ifs.
Randy: I am taking Tizanidine. Slowly increasing the dosage weekly, it should take a few months to get up to normal dosage. Though it is an MS drug we are assuming it is chord damage causing the rigidity, spasms, and lack of controll. On a semi bad day I walk like a drunk. Last week I had a guy in his 50's stop in his car next to me and he yelled, "you F... drunk, go home and sleep it off."
HRG: 10 pounds is probably not something anyone else can notice, but I wish you luck. Stay healthy first and foremost.
I'd rather be fat and happy, than be fit and a jerk because I am miserable from starving. :-P

Randy1949

7:28 pm on Thursday, March 8, 2012

@Craig -- I think a Forenza sweater is one that costs twenty times as much as a sweater from Sears but doesn't keep you any warmer. It may or may not look a little nicer.

Do they still call them Yuppies, or is there another term?

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Craig

10:40 pm on Thursday, March 8, 2012

I don't know if Yuppie is the term anymore, maybe 1% er?
Remember DINKS? Dual Income, No Kids?
I guess that term is gone with the $64,000 question. :P

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Randy1949

11:14 pm on Thursday, March 8, 2012

When the DINKs have kids, the kids tend to get hyper-focused on. All the best that money can buy, if you catch my drift.

Alol

12:05 am on Friday, March 9, 2012

Julie, thank you for writing another funny, relatable Patch blog.
I get it. It isn't about ripping apart someone else's appearance, it's about how odd it feels to be revisited those pesky school-age insecurities that we thought we'd left in our wake years ago THAT APPARENTLY EVERYONE EXCEPT ABFAB HAS; we reach a safe distance in our thirties with children out in the world, and we're blind-sided by this feeling of wanting to protect the miniature versions of ourselves. It's a bit surprising that we feel so affected, but as good parents, we can't help but getting a little reflective about it. If you aren't a parent in this situation, it's hard to imagine.
I wasn't lucky enough to grow up in this area, but life in the North Shore is (as someone earlier stated) like high school on steroids: the incomes are higher, the cars and clothing nicer (than where I was raised on a modest income) so it's a bit of a culture shock for me.
I hope I get through it with as much humor as it seems you are, and I look forward to reading more of your stories.

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Absolutelyfabulous

5:16 pm on Saturday, March 10, 2012

Anne-

I can't imagine anyone not having some type/s of insecurities at one point or another. One can either dwell on them/accept the situations as they are/change them/work around them.

Just go to a class reunion and see how things have changed over 20/30 years. Some people who were outcasts are potentially some of the most successful people in the room and vice versa. Mrs. Olson is living in one of the best municipalities around w/ TOP NOTCH school systems. That's your daughters ticket or at least a start. Take advantage of what is at hand and try to make the most of it. Did Mrs. Olson move from Riverwest to Fox Point possibly because of a safer community/parks/school system?

I have a problem w/ someone being so vicious towards someone they don't even know or their circumstances of where they came from/what they have worked for/what they have possibly overcome/what they have achieved or what they possibly married into or inherited. You can't pick your parents.

And..If someone blows you off or sticks their nose up then who really cares or needs that garbage in their life.

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Absolutelyfabulous

6:48 pm on Monday, March 12, 2012

Nate Napattak-

Don't know how you switched your moniker to mine but it will be taken care of soon. BTW..How incompetant can one be to get kicked out of a teaching position at a grade school let alone St. Robert's in Shorewood? ABC's were a little too much to handle or possibly the transition from printing to cursive was a roadblock she couldn't overcome and teach.

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Ed Gein

9:42 pm on Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Nameless, or I call myself Absolutelyfabulous, or Nate, or Nate Napattak, or Nate the Hate, Below are comments this poster has made over the past few months. Along with his profile which he has now changed. This poster must be on dope and have nothing better to do with spare time. Many other people are fed up with this poster also.

I just want to poop all over the rotunda and tape my signs of hate all over the nice marble walls.
I'm ultra conservative and proud of it. I believe in free speech no matter what little feelings you liberals have. I love our country and work hard without feeling the need to cry out and recall our officials.
Most likely you're just one of the sheep that follows your union boss, likes to smoke weed and get welfare. You often protest by yelling your dumb childish chants and pooping all over the place. You're a communist and want all the rich people to give you what they worked hard to achieve.
You will burn in hell one day and I'll be roasting
Click on this link below I beleive this is how he views himself. It's Classic.
http://youtu.be/2Ym2Jma04qo

Gofaq Uurslf

6:30 pm on Monday, March 12, 2012

I seem to have a personality conflict for I'm arguing with myself on Patch. Nate is a good guy, however my ego could use some massaging right now.

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Absolutelyfabulous

6:50 pm on Monday, March 12, 2012

Anyone know of Nate's wife who was kicked out of her teaching job at St. Robert's. We identify that link and then we all know who has changed their moniker to Absolutelyfabulous and posted comments I have no connection to ever writing. Isn't there something potentially illegal w/ that smart move.

Once again, Nate's wife went to Carroll College. Got kicked out of her teaching job at St. Roberts in Shorewood. They live in Menomonee Falls. Connect the dots and then we know who the poser is.

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Gofaq Uurslf

6:57 pm on Monday, March 12, 2012

Actually Real AbFab, I had that little triick done to me once, so I can't claim being original. Tell you what though, I'll be happy to stop if you will. Looks like you bested me. I can be man enough to admit that.

Absolutelyfabulous

7:00 pm on Monday, March 12, 2012

Actually, you broke some sort of law..or I would think what you have done is either against the rules, illegal or a glitch in this system which Patch editors have been informed that if I ever get sued by someone using my moniker they are in the loop. Sarah Worthman & Adam McCoy have been emailed.

I NEVER BET AGAINST MYSELF. You should just ask some of the biggest lawyers/players in the city of milwaukee.

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Gofaq Uurslf

7:18 pm on Monday, March 12, 2012

It's a glitch. There, I changed to appease you. Are you paranoid or something?

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Absolutelyfabulous

7:26 pm on Monday, March 12, 2012

A glitch possibly but purposely manipulated. I'll tell you what. I'll let you know when/after I find out your true identity. I've copied and printed all emails in this thread. REMEMBER..Always cover yourself.

It shouldn't be too hard when/if I put in the effort, outside of what has been posted for many people in many communities to read.

Like I said...I grew up in Shorewood just a few blocks away from St. Roberts. Many people I know sent their kids through St. Roberts before they went into the Intermediate School or the High School. They're still parishioners and very active in the school/church/St. Roberts Festival.

Can't be too tough to find out the name of the female teacher who was fired from St. Roberts, got her degree from Carrol College in Waukesha and lives in Menomonee Falls w/ her husband.

Really, just a few phone calls and or letting my fingers do the walking on my Qwerty keyboard.

Next time think before you act.

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Gofaq Uurslf

7:45 pm on Monday, March 12, 2012

What ever makes you feel good pal. With all that energy you might as well run for governor.

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Absolutelyfabulous

5:51 pm on Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Go for it!! Though, watch the puddles in the driveway. Better yet, wait a few weeks and you can take in the glory of my tulips in the front yard if the rabbits don't eat them 1st.

BTW Bewildered here is one of your other posts-Not as crazy and out of touch as most of your others.

Bewildered
4:09 pm on Monday, January 30, 2012

"Sorry Paul, not a MF resident. But I am a long term conservative elected official and wish you the best. Anyone running for public office is a hero in my book "

So tell me/everyone..what municipality are you an ELECTED OFFICIAL in?

mau

3:39 pm on Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Why do we do this to our children? I saw right away when my son was in the Caledonia Kids Club that he was no athlete. Or trying on a new pair of shoes in the store, running and always falling down. I didn't force him into anything where he would feel humiliated or not fit in or accepted. He was happier working or playing outside or at the 2 farms he worked at.

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Ed Gein

9:37 pm on Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Nameless, or I call myself Absolutelyfabulous, or Nate, or Nate Napattak, or Nate the Hate, Below are comments this poster has made over the past few months. Along with his profile, which he has now changed. This poster must be on dope and have nothing better to do with spare time. Many other people are fed up with this poster also.

I just want to poop all over the rotunda and tape my signs of hate all over the nice marble walls.
I'm ultra conservative and proud of it. I believe in free speech no matter what little feelings you liberals have. I love our country and work hard without feeling the need to cry out and recall our officials.
Most likely you're just one of the sheep that follows your union boss, likes to smoke weed and get welfare. You often protest by yelling your dumb childish chants and pooping all over the place. You're a communist and want all the rich people to give you what they worked hard to achieve.
You will burn in hell one day and I'll be roasting
Click on this link below I beleive this is how he views himself. It's Classic.
http://youtu.be/2Ym2Jma04qo

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dweezle

9:38 pm on Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Nameless or whatever he calls himself on any given day, seems like a true piece of human garbage !!!

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