Man Caught Masturbating at Big Bay Bar, Police Say
According to the police report, the suspect came into the local bar, sat down next to a fireplace, pulled out a laptop and began masturbating.
An employee at Big Bay Brewing got a heavy dose of lewd and lascivious behavior Sunday afternoon, when a man came into the beer-maker's Shorewood tasting room, pulled out a laptop and began to masturbate.
At 2:48 p.m., police say they received a call from the Big Bay employee. She said the man came into the bar at 4517 N. Oakland Ave. wearing black windbreaker-type pants, a Packers windbreaker and Packers hat with tassels.
He said he planned on meeting someone at the bar, then settled on a seat next to a fireplace, and pulled out his laptop.
The employee said she then heard “weird noises” coming from the man, and went to investigate when she realized the man had pulled down his pants and was masturbating.
The man fled the bar in an unknown direction; police were unable to locate him.
Absolutelyfabulous
7:18 pm on Tuesday, December 18, 2012
Nothing like catching a little pornhub.com in the bar while dressed in ones Packer gear w/ the game on in the background.
Bob McBride
7:38 pm on Tuesday, December 18, 2012
Guess those fireside seats have kind of lost their lustre.
David
8:22 pm on Thursday, December 20, 2012
Hilarious hahahahahaha....though seriously this is sick
Vicki Bennett
10:33 am on Wednesday, December 19, 2012
Yuck! Too much information!!! :(
Wiscogrrrl
10:33 am on Wednesday, December 19, 2012
Ewww.
Been there done that
10:33 am on Wednesday, December 19, 2012
In the words of George Costanza, "was that wrong?"
Insane mailman
12:57 pm on Wednesday, December 19, 2012
He was just excited the Packers were beating the Bears.
Gregory Kluck
3:39 pm on Saturday, December 22, 2012
Yeah, he was beating his own bear.
The Donny Show
2:43 pm on Wednesday, December 19, 2012
Nothing like shaking hands with the governor by the bar.
Did he re-pants before fleeing or was he running with said trousers around his ankles.
Mrs. Constanza would be oh so disappointed that he was treating his body like an amusement park.
alt ideas needed
8:23 am on Saturday, December 22, 2012
if you are making a George reference, you should know that he zipped up before he stopped to help Estelle - he could not help her in the state he was in.
Ray Ray Johnson
8:59 am on Saturday, December 22, 2012
Mrs. Costanza exclaimed, "I walk in and find my son treating his body like an amusement park."
alt ideas needed
9:42 am on Saturday, December 22, 2012
GEORGE: I zipped up!
ELAINE: (Wide-eyed) So, she fell?
GEORGE: Yeah. Well, I couldn't run over there the way I was!
@-;-'---- Rose
10:53 pm on Saturday, December 22, 2012
Yada, Yada, Yada
Frank C
2:51 am on Friday, January 18, 2013
I suppose it's time for him to move to a new state...