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If the Car’s Not Swerving, You’re Doing Something Wrong

A Waukesha man was pulled over for unsteady driving, and he had a pretty good reason. Welcome to OMG PD.

 

If you think nothing interesting ever happens in the burbs, think again. Patch is highlighting some of the more unusual crime news from throughout southeastern Wisconsin in our feature, "OMG PD."

Points for honesty

The best answer ever to “Do you know why I pulled you over?”

Back-to-back slack

And on the third day, he just kind of laid around and ate cold pizza

That wins

A “small object” that “moved about” in the “groin area,” said the report.

What planet are you from? Oh …

Wisconsin is tough on drunk drivers, said the guy who was drunk.

Wild Turkey Surprise

A bus driver from Oak Creek has quite a story to tell the grandkids.           

The name game

Greenfield police are cursed with great SEO.

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The above items are from reports from local police departments. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. The arrested person is presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.

Related Topics: Police Blotter and weird crime

TOM

7:54 am on Monday, March 4, 2013

Anybody riding with a goof like this must have been a real prize. So trying to steer and keep a bag over her head was not a easy task / I'll BET HER MOTHER AND FATHER ARE PROUD OF HER

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