If you think nothing interesting ever happens in the burbs, think again. Patch is highlighting some of the more unusual crime news from throughout southeastern Wisconsin in our feature, "OMG PD."

Go for truth in advertising

Wanted: Good sex slave, er, defense attorney.

Bi-partisan disgust

You think you’re ready for the election to be over?

Open records, meet open intoxicants

Free up that speech with lubrication.

Squatter’s rights?

He likes soccer too, officer.

Why not just miniature golf?

Hit “Like” if he’s going to prison.

Great end to a great night

Guns are not the only thing that need controlling here.

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The above items are from reports from local police departments. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. The arrested person is presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.